"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."
EVERYBODY SERIOUSLY: if you don’t walk out of this movie theatre planning like a June wedding between yourself and Sam Wilson then I’m really not sure if you were awake for the whole movie.
So I have a pet duck who is special needs. I saved Spuck from being culled as a duckling and he imprinted on me, but I go to college on the other side of the country. This was my duck’s reaction after seeing me for the first time in 4 months
I WANT ONE.
and decided to pull a prank on my brother.
He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.
While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing…